
Remember the time we tried slipping a 24-inch pipe under I-70 and ended up with a pocket of backwater big enough to stock catfish? Let's not repeat that.

Think of Manning's n as the pipe's "toothbrush bristles"—keep 'em clean or you'll choke your flow.
I once saw a corrugated steel pipe crushed by a runaway cattle trailer—proof positive that embedment and live‐load checks aren't optional.

If the pipe "walks" during backfill, it's either too heavy or you're not using enough hands—call me, I've done both.

If a future engineer can't find your as-builts, they'll assume you never built it—and that can cost you your retirement party.